Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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