I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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