I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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