Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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