I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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