I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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