Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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