she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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