idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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