No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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