My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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