My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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