She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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