Sry I called you an 8
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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