you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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