My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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