idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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