my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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