i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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