please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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