I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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