I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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