I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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