If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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