I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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