If that was your dad, he is hot
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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