I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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