I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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