I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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