Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize