Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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