Porn is love you can see.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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