I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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