i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
try to milk me bitch
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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