He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
a search helicopter?!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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