it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
where are you?
Hypothermia
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My vagina is officially offended.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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