Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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