how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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