check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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