she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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