I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I didn't notice because vodka
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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