Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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