So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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