she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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