so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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