just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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