Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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