The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Still dying that you shit outside
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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