Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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