In the future we'll all be gay
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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