yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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