I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
i need some magic done to my vagina
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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