so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He did a backflip because drugs
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