I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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